Places To Masturbate

I never have so I don't have an answer for that unfortunately.

I think kitchen is also a good place to masturbate or make out.

One night after a big arguement with a gf I ran across someone,a friends boyfriend who was controlling,abusive,demeaning towards her aswell as possibly violent etc,etc.You get the pictture.

Anyway,he was all mouth and talked a good game but in truth was a coward. Well I saw him walking along the road and began to chase after him. Right then I couldn't imagine a better way of releasing some tension than confronting this 'man',telling him exactly what a snivelling worm.he really was and maybe,maybe throwing a punch or two. I am not aggressive or go causing trouble but with him I'dake an exception.

Of course,I underestimated how low he was because he phoned the police and told them I was chasing him with a kitchen knife looking to cut him up. Completely not true but the police had to take it seriously so they came flying around the corner in a cop car and detained me,no handcuffs or any of that as I went with them willingly and treated them with respect. My father had been in the police all his working life so I haven't any issues with them.

All.the same I got put in the cells for the night by myself,the first and only time in my life. No bed,just a rough bench,no blanket,anything to read,do or even a cup of tea.

So very quickly I became very restless and bored as hell. So with nothing to do or anyone to talk to being left to my own devices I figured I'd just have to amuse myself.

Ultimately,the very best way to do that with no other options available is to masturbate very slowly, intensely and going for one of those long,indulgent edging style wanks because a quick stroke and blowing a quick load won't help the time pass.

At one point I heard the grate lift and drop.back down so an officer must have made a quick check on my state,clearly believing I was doing perfectly fine and was best left in peace to get on with things.

I got let out just after midnight with no charges just a mild warning not to pick fights with cowardly lowlifes and just as I got up to leave one made a crack about how well I was able to keep myself occupied for my first time locked up 🙄🙄

Masturbating in a police cell... I didn't expect to read that. 😂

I think you might have won the thread there.

It does sound insane when you read it in black and white,it sounds mad to me aswell while typing out 😁

At the time I was seriously insensed over what happened then after 5 or 10 minutes once that heavy iron door slammed shut it all hit me at once,where I was for a start. I'd gone throughy 20s and now just a little over 30 I was locked up for the first time.Ok,only for 6 hours as it turned out but at first it seemed overwhelming.

Then realising there was absolutely nothing whatsoever to do but lie back on a very dodgy mattress that was just sitting on the cold stone floor the total quiet and boredom led me to finding something to occupy my mind and time.lol.

There have been several occasions,at least,where I was in a room full of people.Some times friends but others complete strangers but mostly at the tail end of crazy parties or nights out and everyone is crashed out or well on the way and I have suddenly felt compelled to masturbate,admittedly very quietly and with the absolute intention of not being seen or caught.

Strangely enough I did get caught once or twice.One time the person,scowled and turned completely about face with their back to me. Another time a mate opened his eyes and caught me bang to rights.I instantly froze up where I was while they kept looking for 20-30 seconds then went back to sleep. Once,I was sure they were unconscious I slowly carried on where I left off only to look up and find them staring again.

In the end I just swore to myself and kept going,they continued to watch me all throughout right until the dramatic finale upon which they shut their eyes and went to sleep for real this time.

Nothing was said the next day or since unto this day.Never mentioned,never acknowledged,never happened.

😝😝